Alas, parting is such sweet sorrow! Unfortunately, it’s a necessary evil when we’re selling so many fabulous sex toys, tools and gear. See, we’re constantly bringing in the latest and greatest in pleasure for our oh-so deserving clientele, and we need to make room for all those new arrivals. But here’s the thing: the old stuff is still good. It’s very good indeed. Guaranteed-to-get-you-off-in-no-time good, if you catch our oh-so-(not)subtle. Sadly, it’s all taking up far too much warehouse space, so we have to say goodbye. Sigh.
But here's the happy part - the part where you come in! All this great quality gotta-go merchandise is priced to move from our toy storage to your loving arms. There are discounts and savings galore, even on sexy merchandise that's already priced to sell. And the crazy thing? We're talking great quality, brand new and still in the packaging.
You never know what we’re going to be retiring or when we’ll be retiring it. You’ll find sex toy deals from across our all-inclusive line of quality adult products at bargain basement prices. And who knows when that certain something you’ve had your eye on for a while will show up in our list of sex toys for sale at a drastically reduced price? What we’re trying to say is: check back early and often!
